The other day me, Dommy, Seth, Ralph and his boyfriend were going to my place to play a new game I recently bought. My fucking throat was bothering me lately so I decided to stop by at the pharmacy to buy some medicine. My dog Max was with us that day so when I left I asked those retards to watch the dog. And of course it was very stupid of me to delegate such difficult task to those idiots. They lost a fucking dog. Good thing that he didn't ran away cuz apparently some nice looking chick named Sara found him. It was very nice of her to give me back my dog, what was not so nice is that she wanted a 100 bucks reward for that. A dog was missing for 5 minutes. Whatever. It happen that none of us had enough cash so we had to take her with us to go to the ATM. On a way there we've learned lots of interesting fact about this girl such as her loving fucking her boy friend in the ass, eating stinky pussy. After hearing all that I asked if she is interested in making more money today and she was all for it. 50 more bucks and we got some flash for cash going on in the van. Later she showed us that she is made of and so on. After Ralph fucked her mouth and pussy and nutted all over her pretty face I asked Cory (Ralph's boyfriend/Cousin cover up) if he wants to have a piece of Sara's pussy. He agreed and we left him alone. 2 seconds later he got of the van asking if any of us have condoms... that was a fatal mistake.

The gang is out driving around in old typical vivalabus fashion. We brought our old friend Alex Gonz along this time. So we're having our usual intellectual conversations, (anal, big nose, drugs, gangbang, hpv, faggets, and did i mention anal?) All weed head Gonz can talk about is him being hungry. We take him to a Chinese spot and even though he didn't get anything to eat because he says the place was gross we did meet Tina, the daughter of the restaurant owner. Tina was super cute, super cool, super Asian, and our favorite super fucking gullible. She seemed to like us and had no problem ditching work to come hang with us. She seemed to have a high interest in Alex and had no problem giving us a free show. ( By the way Asian pussy is not side ways.) Tina has a tight little body equipped with perky titties and a round little booty. She was an x cheer leader so we ditched her while she showed off some cartwheels. Almost a shame to do that to this one, but hey shit happens.....

Today me HPV and Shane D were going to the convention center to check out this stupid comic book convention that Dommy couldn't stop talking about for the past 2 weeks. Shane D, his partner, was visiting someone here in Miami so we decided to take him with us since he doesn't know anyone here, besides the person that he was visiting tho, but it looks like even this person didn't wanna hang out with him. What a looser, him and HPV were meant to be together. So anyway we were driving in a poring rain trying to find a place and Dommy noticed this Gothic girl standing alone at the bus stop. Of course I wanted to get to the convention as soon as possible by Shane insisted to come back for this lonely Goth that even bus didn't want to pick up. So we picked her up, turned out that she was going to the convention as well, what a coincidence!!! Shane was all over her and she seemed to like it plus she mentioned during the interview that her boyfriend likes watching her having sex with other men so I put 2 and 2 together and this Gohing pussy was jumping on top of Shane's cock cumming every 10 seconds... The drop off was classical and she ended up pretty much at the same bus stop we picked her up yet. Maybe this time she is gonna get more lucky and the bus will come to get her :)))

We got a special one for ya'll this week; the first ever night bus. It was my b-day and Dommy n Sanchez promised me something special. I was a little nervouse when they pulled up in the van, camera in hand because as ya'll may know Sanchez has a bit of a sick sense of humor. But as a special b day present he promised to get me a hooker n that he did. We cruised the outskirts of down town searching for our special lady when boom there she was. Young, beautiful, sexy Roxy with her European accent. Man is she hot. She was hookin cuz she lost her passport n needed to get home. (Lucky Me). This girl definately had some experience cuz she was such a fuckin whore, gotta love it. When i think back to that night i always let one go in Roxy's memory. Unfortunately that ride came to an end in true Sanchez fassion. Hope ya'll enjoy cuz i definately did...

Today me, DummyB, and John decided to check out the art district andvlook at the beautiful scenery. Since Seth forgot our Christmas gifts we told him hes not allowed to come along. So after a few minutes of listening to Dom's bitching, we saw this sexy Spanish girl trying to get intoone of the gallery's. Oddly enough, I know the owner and this chick said shes a artist herself so I told her to come along and show me what she can do. After a little bit of goofing around and flirting she started to show her true artistic side to John sucking and fucking his dick. In the end every artist falls, and so she did.

We've officially hit rock bottom. Meet our newest male talent, Brandon or Brannon; some shit like that, a local homeless alcoholic. (thanks dommy!) Well thanks to Sanchez we have Alexis; a true American beauty with eyes to die for and body to match. Alexis got intouch with Sanchez to do her first scene but imagine her surprise when they pull up in a fucked up ass van, a bum inside acompanied by his stank ass pet dog. Needless to say Alexis was a true professional cause she sucked and fucked our new homeless friend like it was going out of style. Rolling Stone says "one of the funniest busses ever", Time magazine says "very clever a must watch", Sical and Ebert give it two thumbs way up.... Lmfao!!!

Ok here is what happen on todays update. We were on the way to the autozone to pick up some stuff for the van. I decided to take our old friend Bonnie with us to see if she is gonna be any helpful when it comes to pick up girls. Seth went to get those parts and while he was shopping this Puerto Rican girl Mia showed up trying to get some directions I dont even remember where. She was looking for a job and I offered her to spend some time with us and answer a couple of questions. Of course we promised to pay her. So we were driving around talking to her, trying to convince this Rican to fuck on the camera by taking one step at a time and here you go Bonnie shows up and fucks everything up. Well you fucked it up - you have to fix it. So check out how she was fixing her fuck ups.

We got a full bus for u guys this week. I was at the clinic with Barbie getting treated for my um uh.... never mind... Any ways i called Sanchez to pick us up and he came along with Dommy, John and someone else, just cant remember who the fuck right now. We're bullshitting outside when this cute redhead (Katie) rolls up to Sanchez in a wheelchair. Amongst the chaos and retard talk we decide to give her a ride home (or so she thought). Katie may have been a little gimpy but that didn't stop her from getting down and dirty; she was truly a team player as she showed us her tight little pink pussy. John fucked the shit out of this 19 year old, crippled, cutie. Katie was definately having a great time hanging out but like all great things this must come to an end. This ending is hilarious and an instant classic. Sorry Katie it was fun while it lasted.

Seth moved to the new neighborhood and kindly invited us to come and see his new place. To be honest it took us a while to find the place cause there is no such thing exist on map and no gps can navigate you there. Thats how awesome this is. So by the time we got there Seth was pretty upset, he even looked like he lost some weight waiting for us. Couple minutes later after John went to take a dump in the bushes we were about to leave to get something to eat and then all of a sudden this chick showed up with a bag full of dirty cloth. At first I thought that she was going to ask us to take her to some laundromat or whatever but believe it or not she was actually selling this crap. Her name was Amanda and she was a local hoo... dunno if I should say that. Anyway I offered her $40 for her undies that she is wearing right now and she didn't think twice about selling them. It wasn't hard either to convince her to come with us. From her interview I've learned that she is half hippie half communist actress who is dying to buy a "poop" throwing spider monkey from a zoo. Great addition to our "girls gone weird" collection. Anyway she also mentioned that she makes money by screwing people (selling them junky clothing I guess). Turned out that she literally meant it and 20 minutes later after finishing her Cuban croissant she've found herself jumping on top of John's metal construction. He nailed that trailer park pussy well and became a #1062 in her screwing list. Did I mention how great her tits are? I loved them... Anyway fuck the lyrics here is comes the melody. Yeah, sorry for the one week delay... I twisted my ankle last week... Yeah I know you not buying this shit, but for real, I had some personal thing (I think Dommy is seeing someone else).

Well as you all know... Dumby B ditched Sanchez in the last episode. So Al-B had to be called in to drive, but of course, Bummy D called to apologize from the beach. So we went to see how sincere he was, and that's were we met Jade. Turns out that her boyfriend ditched her there (oh the irony). Sanchez offered her a ride and she jumped right in. She didn't really have any options, but I think she just didn't know any better. She's eighteen, she was raised by Ukrainian immigrants, and she's from out of town. Anywho, she needed to get to Ft Lauderdale and Sanchez spent most of the ride explaining to her that boyfriend is a dick, and that she should cheat on him, and eventually... she did. She chose Carlo over Al-B. I'm not a gay fag, so I don't know if it was the better choice, but I'm sure it was the cleaner one. She really liked Carlo. You gotta picture this. Carlo just towered over her. He's like what, 6'7"? This girl was even shorter than Dommy GHB, and he's like what 5'3"? I'm off topic. The point is, Jade is a cute little Ukrainian white girl and she got fucked by a very dark dumb-in-a-can bean stock. Not just fucked though. Carlo ate her ass and pussy for a good while, and she loved it. He also fucked the shit out of her tiny little body. Well, not that tiny. She has a great fat ass and more of an athletic build, and boy can she suck a dick. Anyways, after the dark giant came all over her, we had to drop her off, so we took her to her boyfriends house. She wanted some one walk her to the door to be safe, Dommy was born with the shortest straw, so he obliged. The boyfriend stormed out the door and.... Watch the movie to find out the rest. Funny shit.