Ok here is what happen on todays update. We were on the way to the autozone to pick up some stuff for the van. I decided to take our old friend Bonnie with us to see if she is gonna be any helpful when it comes to pick up girls. Seth went to get those parts and while he was shopping this Puerto Rican girl Mia showed up trying to get some directions I dont even remember where. She was looking for a job and I offered her to spend some time with us and answer a couple of questions. Of course we promised to pay her. So we were driving around talking to her, trying to convince this Rican to fuck on the camera by taking one step at a time and here you go Bonnie shows up and fucks everything up. Well you fucked it up - you have to fix it. So check out how she was fixing her fuck ups.
Ok here is what happen on todays update. We were on the way to the autozone to pick up some stuff for the van. I decided to take our old friend Bonnie with us to see if she is gonna be any helpful when it comes to pick up girls. Seth went to get those parts and while he was shopping this Puerto Rican girl Mia showed up trying to get some directions I dont even remember where. She was looking for a job and I offered her to spend some time with us and answer a couple of questions. Of course we promised to pay her. So we were driving around talking to her, trying to convince this Rican to fuck on the camera by taking one step at a time and here you go Bonnie shows up and fucks everything up. Well you fucked it up - you have to fix it. So check out how she was fixing her fuck ups.
We got a full bus for u guys this week. I was at the clinic with Barbie getting treated for my um uh.... never mind... Any ways i called Sanchez to pick us up and he came along with Dommy, John and someone else, just cant remember who the fuck right now. We're bullshitting outside when this cute redhead (Katie) rolls up to Sanchez in a wheelchair. Amongst the chaos and retard talk we decide to give her a ride home (or so she thought). Katie may have been a little gimpy but that didn't stop her from getting down and dirty; she was truly a team player as she showed us her tight little pink pussy. John fucked the shit out of this 19 year old, crippled, cutie. Katie was definately having a great time hanging out but like all great things this must come to an end. This ending is hilarious and an instant classic. Sorry Katie it was fun while it lasted.
We got a full bus for u guys this week. I was at the clinic with Barbie getting treated for my um uh.... never mind... Any ways i called Sanchez to pick us up and he came along with Dommy, John and someone else, just cant remember who the fuck right now. We're bullshitting outside when this cute redhead (Katie) rolls up to Sanchez in a wheelchair. Amongst the chaos and retard talk we decide to give her a ride home (or so she thought). Katie may have been a little gimpy but that didn't stop her from getting down and dirty; she was truly a team player as she showed us her tight little pink pussy. John fucked the shit out of this 19 year old, crippled, cutie. Katie was definately having a great time hanging out but like all great things this must come to an end. This ending is hilarious and an instant classic. Sorry Katie it was fun while it lasted.
Seth moved to the new neighborhood and kindly invited us to come and see his new place. To be honest it took us a while to find the place cause there is no such thing exist on map and no gps can navigate you there. Thats how awesome this is. So by the time we got there Seth was pretty upset, he even looked like he lost some weight waiting for us. Couple minutes later after John went to take a dump in the bushes we were about to leave to get something to eat and then all of a sudden this chick showed up with a bag full of dirty cloth. At first I thought that she was going to ask us to take her to some laundromat or whatever but believe it or not she was actually selling this crap. Her name was Amanda and she was a local hoo... dunno if I should say that. Anyway I offered her $40 for her undies that she is wearing right now and she didn't think twice about selling them. It wasn't hard either to convince her to come with us. From her interview I've learned that she is half hippie half communist actress who is dying to buy a "poop" throwing spider monkey from a zoo. Great addition to our "girls gone weird" collection. Anyway she also mentioned that she makes money by screwing people (selling them junky clothing I guess). Turned out that she literally meant it and 20 minutes later after finishing her Cuban croissant she've found herself jumping on top of John's metal construction. He nailed that trailer park pussy well and became a #1062 in her screwing list. Did I mention how great her tits are? I loved them... Anyway fuck the lyrics here is comes the melody. Yeah, sorry for the one week delay... I twisted my ankle last week... Yeah I know you not buying this shit, but for real, I had some personal thing (I think Dommy is seeing someone else).
Seth moved to the new neighborhood and kindly invited us to come and see his new place. To be honest it took us a while to find the place cause there is no such thing exist on map and no gps can navigate you there. Thats how awesome this is. So by the time we got there Seth was pretty upset, he even looked like he lost some weight waiting for us. Couple minutes later after John went to take a dump in the bushes we were about to leave to get something to eat and then all of a sudden this chick showed up with a bag full of dirty cloth. At first I thought that she was going to ask us to take her to some laundromat or whatever but believe it or not she was actually selling this crap. Her name was Amanda and she was a local hoo... dunno if I should say that. Anyway I offered her $40 for her undies that she is wearing right now and she didn't think twice about selling them. It wasn't hard either to convince her to come with us. From her interview I've learned that she is half hippie half communist actress who is dying to buy a "poop" throwing spider monkey from a zoo. Great addition to our "girls gone weird" collection. Anyway she also mentioned that she makes money by screwing people (selling them junky clothing I guess). Turned out that she literally meant it and 20 minutes later after finishing her Cuban croissant she've found herself jumping on top of John's metal construction. He nailed that trailer park pussy well and became a #1062 in her screwing list. Did I mention how great her tits are? I loved them... Anyway fuck the lyrics here is comes the melody. Yeah, sorry for the one week delay... I twisted my ankle last week... Yeah I know you not buying this shit, but for real, I had some personal thing (I think Dommy is seeing someone else).
