Well as you all know... Dumby B ditched Sanchez in the last episode. So Al-B had to be called in to drive, but of course, Bummy D called to apologize from the beach. So we went to see how sincere he was, and that's were we met Jade. Turns out that her boyfriend ditched her there (oh the irony). Sanchez offered her a ride and she jumped right in. She didn't really have any options, but I think she just didn't know any better. She's eighteen, she was raised by Ukrainian immigrants, and she's from out of town. Anywho, she needed to get to Ft Lauderdale and Sanchez spent most of the ride explaining to her that boyfriend is a dick, and that she should cheat on him, and eventually... she did. She chose Carlo over Al-B. I'm not a gay fag, so I don't know if it was the better choice, but I'm sure it was the cleaner one. She really liked Carlo. You gotta picture this. Carlo just towered over her. He's like what, 6'7"? This girl was even shorter than Dommy GHB, and he's like what 5'3"? I'm off topic. The point is, Jade is a cute little Ukrainian white girl and she got fucked by a very dark dumb-in-a-can bean stock. Not just fucked though. Carlo ate her ass and pussy for a good while, and she loved it. He also fucked the shit out of her tiny little body. Well, not that tiny. She has a great fat ass and more of an athletic build, and boy can she suck a dick. Anyways, after the dark giant came all over her, we had to drop her off, so we took her to her boyfriends house. She wanted some one walk her to the door to be safe, Dommy was born with the shortest straw, so he obliged. The boyfriend stormed out the door and.... Watch the movie to find out the rest. Funny shit.
Hunting down women on the street is a draining activity, so Sanchez put an ad on Craigs list so the women could just com to him. Jessica/Pink thought she was showing up for a casting call, but instead she ended up in the bus. After Sanchez was able to relax her enough to ignore her spidey sense, She turned out to be a pretty cool chick. She's a Latina, kinda thick yet petite, nice tanned skin, pretty face... If you're reading this there must be a picture of her near by. Anyways, After she loosened up a bit, she had no problem showing off her tits, pussy, and ass. So all John had to do was step up for her to suck his dick and fuck him. She's a wild one too. After she took a big facial, Sanchez stepped out to get some drinks. When he came back Dommy ditched him. Too bad we couldn't see his reaction. Oh well... Karma's a biatch. Check out the episode!!
Okay, I'm not sure how to describe this episode. I mean, the story is easy to follow, but the girl was insane. We met her at a garage sale. It didn't take long before she was annoyed with us, but of course Sanchez started talking money and everything smoothed over. She even agreed to ride with us for some quick cash. Her name is Suzanne and she is beautiful. Long legs, skinny, dark, raven hair, cute face... Those are her good traits. The bad part was that she's a mal-nourished ditzy hippie that couldn't keep up or stay on point during basic conversation. She did admit to cheating on her partner, ya know, free love and all that, so it wasn't hard for Sanchez to get her in the back of the van with Command-ho. It was just hard was just hard to get to that point in the conversation. The girls mind was off dancing naked at Woodstock, or some shit. She turned out to be a sexual freak, she blurted out some pretty crazy shit while chris was fucking her. She also deep throated and gagged her self. Sanchez got his revenge for all of the frustration though. You'll have to watch the movie or trailer to see what I'm talking about. Enjoy, cheese dick.
