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I convince them to come with us for a measly 100 bucks. They take the offer and, let me tell you guys, his girl is looking quite fine and desperate.
Ass For Gas
The original intent for this adventure was to go to a local fun park to ride go-carts. Of course Sanchez was filming. He films everything. So the first hiccup of the day was that Chris Command-ho was wearing an over sized shirt with a huge trademarked image on it. We never know if an adventure is gonna turn into a pick up, so wearing a shirt that might as well have the words 'sue me' printed on the front is no good. So Sanchez punished him by making him wear a gay shirt. The second hiccup was Chris dumping water on Sanchez's brand new HD camera during a water fight. It still works, for now... Then the crew spotted a damsel in distress on the side of the highway. That wasn't really a hiccup, but it meant no go carts. Her name is Amy. She had run out of gas and she was broke. She was hesitant to accept a ride at first, but it's always just a matter of time. Since she was broke, Sanchez offered her $50 to massage Chris. She said no. So he offered her $50 to accept a massage. She said no. Then he offered her money to see her tits. She said no. In fact, "no" seemed to be the only thing coming out of her mouth. But like I said before, it's always just a matter of time. She not only showed her Cuban body, but she also sucked Chris's dick, and let him fuck her. She also licked up and swallowed a lot of cum when he gave her a facial. When we got back to the spot where we picked her up her car was gone. I don't know if it was towed or stolen, but then again, we didn't stick around to find out. Hope you enjoy.
Hey guys, Preston here, back at it again! So we were driving through Springs and we saw this lonely soul at the bus stop.
Little did she know that there were no routes at that time. So I went ahead and talked her into letting us give her a ride and at the same time letting us interview her.
We drove up to her and she was there chilling, thinking that the bus was coming for her.
Stage Five Stalker
Halloween is our favorite time of the year. Seth the loves the candy, but the rest of us like dressing up and all of the cool gory shit you can buy. Also, women use the holiday as an excuse to dress up like whores. Speaking of, this week we bring you Jasmine. Carlo met her at his gym and she's been stalking him ever since. So Carlo got her on the bus to hopefully get rid of her. She has a nice body, but she's really aggressive and really hood. Anyways, Carlo was able to get her naked, fucking, and sucking on video. Carlo actually ate her ass for a good while. She turned out to be a squirter too. But once the fun was over, it was time to say goodbye, and they did, in true Viva La Bus fashion. The crew dumped her ass off in a terrible neighborhood dressed like Harry Twater two weeks early for Halloween. Enjoy, you sick fucks.